“STUDENT ATHLETES” | South Park Season 15 Episode 5 | College Crack Baby Athletic Association
South Park never goes harder than when it goes after hypocrisy, and tonight, its allegorical tale involved the NCAA and the obscene profits reaped from what is essentially free labor. Yet EA Sports-and, of all people, its president, Peter Moore-ended up getting it the worst. Breaking down tonight’s show TV Guide-like, Cartman’s latest scheme is “Crack Baby Basketball,” an Internet video sensation that becomes America’s fastest growing sport. EA Sports acquires the video game license as Kyle, the league’s accountant, acquires a conscience about exploiting the helpless infants. The kids cook up a PR scheme to build an upscale orphanage with a percentage of the licensing money, but it all falls apart when EA Sports flips the script, swindling the boys out of their league and money and teaching them what it really means to be exploited. Ironically, the show references a lawsuit whose claims against EA Sports were recently thrown out by a federal judge, but allowed to proceed against the NCAA. The suit, brought by former NCAA athletes, alleges that their likenesses were used in video games and other works without their permission. In “Crack Baby Athletic Association,” Moore is presented as “Mr. Peters,” a Scotch-swilling, stogie-puffing Boss Hogg of video gaming. That is most certainly not a Liverpool accent you hear in the video. When the kids bring up that they were going to use the money to help crack babies, “Mr. Peters” uncorks the line of the night: Oh, well … fuck ‘em …
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my peaches what a wonderful office you’ve got yourself HE-YAAAA. im gonna be saying here like that for the next month.
@Moonchipz yeah, that one was pretty bad, but the rest were actually really great, particularly the last 2
Cartman’s Best Catch Phrase Is Back 1:52
My peaches, those are some nice student athAletes
My peaches, those are some nice student athAletes
@longhornsboy12 and I’ll pay 40 for the Asians and 30 for two of the Latinos
Soooo South Park is getting another video game? Why would they put E3 all over their episode?
I miss the Nintendo 64 game. That shit was AAAWESOME!
@CLSkill you have to see the episode
“And if there was any government agency listening in on this here conversation, they should know that were not talking about salve ownership t’all..” LOL!!
now that is a fucking brilliant scene!
Why is the slave owner a midget and why is he at a college?
Here is a version with 1080p and much better audio!!!
watch?v=-Vv9gZmbjxA
whats the name of the song at the start of the episode during the commercial
sure got urself a lukady bussiness dont ya??
I have …………..no idea what youre talking about
Why upload it in such bad quality?
“You think you can get away with it because your a universitah? this country was built on the foundation that one corperation couldnt hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in povertah! Screw-a you sir, Imma going home!”
haha just ripping up the NCAA. this is awesome.
haha college athletes are SLAVES. this is awesome
i was laughing the whole time once he entered the room
Student ATHULETES!!
hahahhaa
@Dethrij well aren’t you captain obvious? lol of course i know that they’re making fun of EA sports!! the EA sports president or whatever is blatantly in the episode durr haha. i was just pointing out something many people might not have known, you know? so screw you sahh, i’m going home.
“My PEACHES what a wonderful office y’got yourself heyah!”
Mitch Connors eat your heart out.
“You have some mighty strong lookin workers here sir” LMAO
@CLSkill why are you even here?