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Internet Gamer Parodies #5: Jfreedan

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Continuing my series of parodies i’ve done on other gamers, this one’s a special case. Carey Martell is the most vain, self-centered, arrogant, douchebag, troll you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting online. There simply is no match for his deluded ego on this planet, it makes Billy Idol seem like the most humble person ever to have walked the earth in comparison. But enough about him, here’s my spoof of his godawful exercise videos, where he dared tell people he was an expert on martial arts on grounds that his training was all hyperbolic and pulled straight out of Dragon Ball. (of course he’ll swear up and down this is all ‘military training’ and that our puny civilian training is just no match for his power level of over 9000) Anyhow, this is also the guy who claims to be an expert on everything, and who also does not believe in people leaving comments on his channel or videos that don’t instantly gratify him. Carey Martell also has won several awards nationwide for most punchable face in the USA in back to back years. If you see him, congratulate him!

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25 Responses to “Internet Gamer Parodies #5: Jfreedan”

  1. Asalieri2

    @downhome7500 that’s cause I never got OFF the horse!

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  2. downhome7500

    This is awesome! Didn’t take you long to get back on the horse.

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  3. ninetalescommander

    Nice to see your still sticking it to him, Asa
    Keep this great stuff coming

    #1481956
  4. alexisironman

    love the cena reference

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  5. omgnobrain

    @LoticaStudios Same shit, longer running :P

    #1481958
  6. unknowfornow35

    @LoticaStudios Bellys = the Best Arm rests :D

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  7. Joelaroc7

    What is this new Creative Commons option? Where do I find this?

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  8. MrDullhand

    Asalieri is bootylicious – FACT

    #1481961
  9. Asalieri2

    @ZZDaikun ha ha

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  10. Asalieri2

    @LoticaStudios you didn’t miss anything, just a fat moron bragging about how awesome he is before taking a 3 second jog.

    #1481953
  11. Asalieri2

    @alexisironman me too

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  12. Asalieri2

    @ninetalescommander oh totally. Fuck that guy.

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  13. cguevara12

    @Asalieri2 Correct.

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  14. Asalieri2

    @Joelaroc7 when you upload a video, there’s an option in there at the bottom of the page.

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  15. Asalieri2

    @MrDullhand heh heh

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  16. Asalieri2

    @cguevara12 who, jfreedan?

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  17. ninetalescommander

    @Asalieri2
    Can you explain what this “creative commons” license thing is?
    I have researched it but i’m having a hard time understanding what it allows us to do

    #1481944
  18. Asalieri2

    @cguevara12 lol.

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  19. Stehmdawg

    @ninetalescommander More legal than not doing it.

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  20. BJCHESTER

    Getting someone’s channel deleted, and threatening litigation over an argument that began over what to call Japanese RPGs, shows how juvenile and insecure this guy really is. I seen on his channel that he’s actually gloating about it, what an achievement. I’ve had critical and negative comments before, but I wouldn’t delete comments or claim copyright on their videos over it.

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  21. LoticaStudios

    @Asalieri2 Yeah, that’s what I was guessing lol.

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  22. hadoke

    @Asalieri2 True but one thing I have learned about the internet is never underestimated the power of butthurt!

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  23. DFLOODyeaa

    What jrpg was in your ass?

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  24. ninetalescommander

    @Asalieri2
    So, correct me if i’m wrong but if I was to use copyrighted material on 1 of my videos and put it under the creative commons license, does that make it legal?

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  25. Asalieri2

    @ninetalescommander well, in layman’s terms… it allows us to declare ahead of time that we’ve got the right to use the footage in here. The other option is ‘I trust youtube’s judgement and will agree with their decision if they were to take my video down”

    #1481943

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